Childe "I Can Make Her Worse" Tartaglia (
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everybody's challenge turning into mine / and overcame adversity
[He knows he's going to get scolded by Prince Aether. He knows and he doesn't really care, that other knight really had it coming.
He'd had a little spat with one of the other knights in the keep, a little disagreement over dinner, at least that's what Childe would have called it. In reality, he'd started the fight, running his mouth and delighting at the visceral anger he'd caused the other knight. A few words were exchanged, a bone from a finished chicken wing was flung at the other, and that's all it took before he was showing off his martial prowess in front of the rest of the keep. The guy got one good blow in before he'd beaten him unconscious, having to be pulled off of him before he went too far. No alcohol needed for that mess of course, since he reveled in making scenes like that.
And he never regretted it, at least when it came to his reputation. Which, of course, wasn't great. He'd always had a chaotic side and people steered clear of him because of it. But those people really aren't the kind he'd hang out with anyhow. He had his own agenda, and if he's being honest, no one could keep up with him.
He's trying to get back to his own quarters now, a nasty cut right across his eyebrow where he'd gotten punched. He swears the other must of had a ring on or something, a knuckle shouldn't of made a cut that big. But it hurt, and he has to constantly wipe the blood away or else it would trickle down into his eye. He's a bit preoccupied with making sure he can see that he doesn't see Prince Aether round the corner and begin to walk towards him.
When he removes his hand from his face, there's blood all over it, and still some that bubbles up and pools in his eyebrow again.
That's when he spots the other. Drat, he's in for it now...]
He'd had a little spat with one of the other knights in the keep, a little disagreement over dinner, at least that's what Childe would have called it. In reality, he'd started the fight, running his mouth and delighting at the visceral anger he'd caused the other knight. A few words were exchanged, a bone from a finished chicken wing was flung at the other, and that's all it took before he was showing off his martial prowess in front of the rest of the keep. The guy got one good blow in before he'd beaten him unconscious, having to be pulled off of him before he went too far. No alcohol needed for that mess of course, since he reveled in making scenes like that.
And he never regretted it, at least when it came to his reputation. Which, of course, wasn't great. He'd always had a chaotic side and people steered clear of him because of it. But those people really aren't the kind he'd hang out with anyhow. He had his own agenda, and if he's being honest, no one could keep up with him.
He's trying to get back to his own quarters now, a nasty cut right across his eyebrow where he'd gotten punched. He swears the other must of had a ring on or something, a knuckle shouldn't of made a cut that big. But it hurt, and he has to constantly wipe the blood away or else it would trickle down into his eye. He's a bit preoccupied with making sure he can see that he doesn't see Prince Aether round the corner and begin to walk towards him.
When he removes his hand from his face, there's blood all over it, and still some that bubbles up and pools in his eyebrow again.
That's when he spots the other. Drat, he's in for it now...]
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His eyes stay closed as he spits mud out of his mouth, sighing in defeat. Everything had been going so well up to this point in the day.]
That all depends on your definition of "okay."
[Because he's physically fine, but mentally...it's starting to wear on him already in a way that he's never experienced before.]
Somehow I've managed to annoy even the gods, I suppose, [he complains as he wipes mud from his eyes,] though I'm not sure what I did to deserve such karma.
[He looks over to Aether now. knowing he'd fallen as well. Childe laughs even still- the prince is covered.]
It seems I've given you my bad luck prince, haha. Are you alright?
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Maybe we're being tested by the gods...
[This entire day definitely feels like that. And who would've thought any of this would happen! The freedom and happiness Aether felt when riding the horse alongside Childe and kissing him under the willow now seems like a distant dream.]
I'll live... [He throws his knight a look when the other starts laughing.] You do realize you don't look pretty yourself?
[He reaches out, smearing some more mud against Childe's cheek.]
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Even covered in mud, I think I could still charm a certain someone into kissing me.
[He looks back at his work, satisfied with the thick mud mask he's now created on the prince's face. Childe manages to push himself upwards, carefully standing and offering a hand to help Aether balance himself so they can try to pull themselves out of this mud hole together.]
You know, if you leave the mud on your face, I heard it does wonders for the skin.
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None of this stops him from making a face at Childe's comment though.]
You wish.
[There's absolutely no way he would kiss Childe now! It's bad enough already that he can feel grains of sand in his mouth.]
Once we get out of here I'm heading straight for the river. [So no, he doesn't really want this sitting on his face. Aether takes his knight's hand and tries to leave this disastrous puddle behind.]
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He's absolutely covered in the front, the back relatively untouched. He must look like a scene, and he's glad that no one else was around to see it.]
You know, I think that boar just had the best luck of its life.
[The knight desperately tries to wipe his fingers off, to whistle loudly for the horses, but it's practically to no avail.]
Hopefully the horses didn't wander far. I'm not about to put my fingers in my mouth to call them.
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I hope it lives a happy life then.
[A small sigh escapes him, then he shakes his head. even the horses are against them.]
I recall... there is a pond or something around here.
[Maybe they will find their horses there. And some clean water to wash at least a bit of the mud away.]
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[It's almost as if he can feel the mud weighing him down as they move towards the pond, and not before long, it comes into view. At the other end are their horses, drinking from it just as Aether predicted, and Childe's eyes brighten at the sight.]
Good suggestion, prince. Seems you've got a sixth sense for runaways.
[It's then that something huge breaks the surface of the pond. The back of a fish that seems far larger than anything that should be living there, the water and scales giving the illusion of it being black. The knight's eyes widen, pointing to the pond.]
It seems we're not alone! Did you spot that?
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The prince is the first to approach the pond and the sudden disturbance in the surface startles him. He looks around, seeing the fish hiding in these waters.]
We definitely are not alone... But what kind of fish is that?
[He's not sure he's ever seen one so big before.]
Childe... you're good at fishing, aren't you?
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I am! There isn't a fish I can't catch. Why don't we bring back that fish, and see how it measures up to what the others might manage to hunt?
[That way, they can relax, clean themselves, and ride back with a prize catch. Childe immediately begins looking for something strong to use as a rod, as well as something to substitute as string.]
You'll have to endure having mud on you a little longer, though. We don't want to scare it away.
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Just don't make me wait for too long or else this mud will stick to my face forever and that won't be pleasant for either of us.
[His voice is light and joking.
The prince quickly focuses on helping Childe gather anything he may need for his grand fishing adventure. He has no doubts that the knight will catch the giant dwelling in the pond.]
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Ah! Now we have everything we need. Watch and learn Aether, I'll show you how a professional fishes up a royal feast.
[Childe proudly wades into the water, to cast his line towards where they saw the fish break the surface. For a while, nothing bites.]
Patience is a virtue, [he'll reassure Aether at some point.] Give it some time.
[The fish breaks the surface of the water again nearby after several minutes, and Childe's eyes go wide. Here it comes...]
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I'm watching, believe me.
[He steps closer to have a better look at the unfolding situation, but still maintaining the distance so he wouldn't disturb the water. It takes some time, but the fish is lured and soon it takes the bite. Aether's eyes sparkle slightly - maybe they will finally have some luck. A fish of this size will be an amazing catch indeed.
...But as that thought crosses his mind, he realizes that something is wrong. The fish pulls with force so much greater than he imagined and it begins to trash violently in the water.
The king of this pond won't go down easily.]
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His face changes when the monster almost yanks him into the pond.
The struggle that the fish is putting up is far beyond what Childe had expected. And even though he may look like a twig, he is anything but- years of dedicated training and honing his battle skills have helped him build a solid frame that even the strongest fighters had trouble putting off balance. But this fish? It did it with a single yank, and the knight is in awe that neither their makeshift rod and line didn't snap instantly.
He digs his heels into the dirt, but he faces a challenge he hadn't anticipated either. If he pulls too hard, he will break their line or rod. But if he doesn't put some muscle into it, he's going in the drink. In which the latter, unfortunately, seems to be what will happen. Childe begins to get dragged further and further forward-]
My goodness-!
[-and he looks to Aether with a look of mild panic on his face. He's going in, help!]
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Hang on!
[The fish seems to think nothing of the added weight as it continues to struggle violently. Water splashes, even the horses turn to look at what is happening, mildly startled. And then...!
The rope snaps, the king of this pond breaks free and the two young men loose their balance and unceremoniously fall right into the cold water. Aether probably has the worst luck though, as Childe ends up right on top of him, trapping him under the surface. The prince flails his arms and tries to pull himself up and out of the water. Once he finally manages that, he breathes in heavily, as drops drip down from his hair and face.]
...We're definitely being tested.
[There's just no way that the two of them would have this much of a bad luck.]
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The line snaps.
And Childe feels himself lurch forward, over the edge of the pond, Aether going right along with him, hitting the water with a huge splash. He couldn't of imagined that the pond was already this deep near the shore, but the prince goes under and Childe goes right on top of him. He flails for a moment, trying to let Aether up from under the surface in panic.
Childe pulls himself out of the pond, dripping wet, some of the mud having washed off and some just now wet and still sticking to him. His hair is wetted down, looking like a lost wet puppy as he looks to Aether, defeat on his features.]
I swear I did nothing severe enough to deserve this treatment. Ugh, look!
[He points to the middle of the pond where the fish is practically doing victory breaches of the water with its back. The hook is probably still in its mouth, so not only has he lost his dignity, Childe has also lost his hook.]
The nerve! Allow me to go right in there and slay that fish-!
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Then he looks to Childe. The other is in no better shape and yet, there's something charming about the way his hair stick down. The prince sighs, smiling faintly and tries to reach out to his knight to get some water away from that hair. It's hopeless, obviously. They have nothing to dry themselves with.
As Childe points to the fish, Aether's head quickly turns in that direction. Ah... it really feels like the fish is making fun of them.]
Be my guest...
[He's sure he doesn't have to say anything more to give the permission. They can't go back empty handed... and well, it's the fish's fault it didn't want to do this the easy way.]
Just be careful, okay?
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The fish has the advantage. He's going to have the time of his life trying to catch it, but he has a tactical advantage of not having an animal brain, even if it seems the fish is capable of taunting him.
It swims away, and the knight grins inwardly to himself, swimming as fast as he can and rounding to push the fish closer to the shore in an area he knows comes to a walled off corner where it would be hard to get out of if he managed to get right on top of it. He only comes up for air, going back under and chasing it until he finally managed to herd it into said corner.
A giant splash erupts from the pond, several minutes later, and it almost seems as if...Childe is wrestling with the fish.
It's slippery and he's trying to hold it in his arms, somehow. It would be funny if it weren't so ridiculous, and finally the knight manages to grab a knife from his boot and stabs it into the fish, blood staining the water red.
He stands, exhausted, looking to Aether. It took...way longer than it should have, meaning he shouldn't of tried at all, but he did it.]
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Aether, steps closer to the water again, his eyes widening when he spots the red spilling on the surface. But then he realizes that his knight emerges victorious.
Maybe it's a silly victory, but still, Aether gives a big, proud grin. He then rounds the pond, to get closer to where Childe is in order to help him get the prey out of the water.]
You really did it, my dear knight!
[He laughs softly, reaching out to take the fish and give it a closer look. But as he does that, suddenly something else appears from the woods. It looks like... a boar with an arrow sticking from its back. The tired animal reaches the pond, suspecting nothing and after a moment of silence Aether pulls out his sword and finishes what Childe has started.
Now they have both something to show for the king. Maybe the contest is not lost at all.]
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Of course I did, it was noth-
[But his sentence is cut off by the boar appearing, following Aether's eyes over to it. The prince unsheathes his sword and Childe only shoulders the fish over his shoulder now, knowing the prince was about to make sure that they both had a prize to take back to present to his father. When Aether slays it, Childe begins to walk towards the horses who had skitted away from the pond during the fish struggle, loading the fish over the back of the horse for the moment and calming it down.]
Perhaps we'll win this little contest after all! For all its ups and downs, it certainly was an adventure, wasn't it?
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It was, but I'm not sure I want to repeat it. On the other hand, you seem like you had a lot of fun.
[Grinning, Aether leads his horse on the way back. Hopefully, once they return to the castle they can take a nice warm bath and finally relax.
It doesn't take them long to meet up with the king and others. Elise spots them right away and waves enthusiastically, before putting her hands over her mouth when she gets a better look at them both. She's quick to rush to their side.]
Oh goodness, prince, Sir Childe! What happened to you? Are you hurt?
[Aether gives her a small, apologetic smile. Both him and his knight are soaked, their clothes stained with blood and mud. It's definitely a worrying sight.]
We're both okay, I promise. [He points to their catch.] And we brought back something for the dinner--
Childe. [The king's voice suddenly interrupts and Aether's father approaches the two of them. He gives the knight a stern look, before looking at the prey they brought back.]
A big fish... and a boar... [He glances from Childe to Aether, the prince stunned as nervousness overtakes him, then suddenly... the king laughs. Aether's eyes grow big and confused.] I can't wait to hear what kind of hellish creatures these two were that they gave you so much trouble.
[Aether looks away, embarrassed, but the king seems to find the situation humorous and thus he remains in good mood. He pats his son on the head as if teasing a small child. That brings back some memories. Aether manages to smile and Elise too looks relieved.]
Look at what I caught! [She says, then gestures ahead. On the ground there are three rabbits, two quail and a doe. The winner is obvious in this situation.]
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He grins back to Aether as they both walk back to find the king and the others, smiling apologetically as well when Elise voices her concern, keeping his mouth shut for the moment and letting Aether handle it. After all, one does not become a good liar in a few hours or so, and so it's for the best in case some daunting questions are asked. But when the king turns to him and addresses him, he feels his body freeze up, wondering if something had leaked, or perhaps he's going to question the blood everywhere...
But that doesn't come, the laughter of the king making him relax. He's really too much on edge today, maybe he'll sit in the bath for longer than normal to relax. Childe glances over towards where Elise is pointing to, and his jaw drops. On one hand, he's not surprised, but on the other.]
That's more game than even most of our seasoned hunters could do in a whole day, [he exclaims, impressed.] I must say, I have to concede to you, Elise. Prince, you should of told me your bride to be was so skilled. I would have tried a little harder.
[It's a joke, one that marks clearly that Childe would never hope to be able to replicate such a feat anytime soon. The knight is more than willing to make it at his own expense; anything to ease his nerves and make things seem normal, like he wasn't the one romantically involved with the prince.
He swears when they return to the castle, he is going to go somewhere with Aether privately and work all this stress out.]
What a feast we'll have tonight. We should head back quickly, before the meat spoils, no?
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The king nods.]
Yes, let us not waste time.
[And so they pack the meat on the horses and make their way back to the castle. Aether walks closer to Elise, chatting with her about her day, wanting to make sure that his father knows that he's not neglecting his bride. The princess seems incredibly happy, the smile never leaving her face and it's heart-warming to see her like this.
He hopes she'll always be happy here.
Upon their return, servants approach them, looking alarmed by the prince and knight's appearance. Aether reassures them that there's nothing to worry and asks them to prepare a bath for him and another one for Childe, as well as new sets of clothes.]
Father, we will attempt to get ourselves in order before the feast. [He announces and the king nods, before going back to ordering the servants to take the meat and deliver it to the cooks. Tonight they will dine like never before.]
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He finds it splendid, that at least that part of the arrangement is working out. One god, he thinks, likes him.
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Upon reaching the castle, the servants rush off to prepare their baths, and Childe inclines his head for Aether to follow him in the direction of their much needed bath.
Once they are far enough away, he laughs, the day passing so quickly and they had gotten so close to being caught.]
Must I take a bath separately? You don't think the servants would mind if I joined you, would they?
[He can't help but tease, but if given the chance...]
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We were supposed to keep it a secret, remember?
[They almost got caught once today... Doesn't Childe have enough? Ah, of course the other is doing that purely to get a reaction out of Aether. That's part of his chaotic nature.
At the same time, there is something enticing about that idea. The prince is not yet ready for it, but one day he'd definitely want to relax in the bath together with his knight.
For now though, there are other things they can do before the dinner.]
But once you're done with the bath... meet me in my chambers?
[They won't have much time, but it's fine. Just a small taste of what is going to come tonight. That's the kind of temptation he can't really resist.]
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Now, I wasn't expecting such a...saucy response from you, Prince Aether.
[Using his full name and title to tease him a little further, enjoying the blush across his face. How cute, he thinks, that the prince gets so flustered by his direct advances like this. He'll just continue to do so until it doesn't work anymore.]
What plans do you have? Could I be privy to them? Or should I come up with my own creative ideas? Oh, how I'd love to know...
[Childe lets a finger play with Aether's braid for only a moment before he pulls it away, grinning like a little kid.]
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