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how could i ever forget // outside the morning was cool and wet
[It's not often Ajax finds himself getting his head slammed down onto the hood of a car, least of all a cop car. Usually it's him doing the slamming.
But today the young man finds himself denting the hood, the sound of metal caving in under his head ringing in his ears. Not exactly the ideal situation he was hoping for, but he figured sooner or later he'd have a run in with the cops due to the sensitive nature of his profession, but that doesn't mean he has to like how inconsiderate they are with him as they cuff him and throw him in the back of the paddy wagon. Not that he was considerate to them when he was discovered, as evidenced by the blood all over his clothing and knuckles from the fight he'd gotten into with them. How he managed to avoid getting shot is beyond him- plenty of shots were fired, but that hadn't stopped him from knocking a few of them out.
It's just too bad he'd been instructed that he couldn't kill anyone, or else he'd of gotten out of there without being caught.
The lights of the police station are bright, almost too bright from the contrast of how dark it was outside. Ajax squints as he's dragged inside, held tightly by two cops who hurry him through the station, but not fast enough that he doesn't catch a glimpse of the secretary behind the desk as they come in. Pretty, blonde, looking like she'd rather be anywhere else. Gorgeous eyes, ones that catch his attention almost immediately as he's being shoved towards the back, shining with a radiance that captures him instantly. His eyes lock with hers, feeling something silent yet powerful surge through him from this tiny, insignificant interaction. He doesn't even have a moment to think further on it, before he's so rudely interrupted.
Get moving.
The curt voice of the bigger cop on his right cuts through the moment, anger welling up in Ajax's chest and something dark stirs in his core. If he wasn't cuffed and being restrained, he'd turn that guy's face into a new work of art, something so abstract some insane art collector would gladly pay millions for it.
No sooner had Ajax been ushered in, he disappears from sight as he's taken back into an interrogation room, the mysterious blonde no longer in his sights, now getting shoved into a corner of a room.]
What's with this? Don't you even have the courtesy of giving me a chair to sit in, at least?
[From outside of the room, muffled noises of a scuffle as the cops lay into Ajax can be heard, the loudest of which is a thud of a body slamming into a wall, accompanied by a groan from the ginger kid. Though little do any of them know, their real problems haven't arrived just yet, waking from their slumber right outside of the city...]
But today the young man finds himself denting the hood, the sound of metal caving in under his head ringing in his ears. Not exactly the ideal situation he was hoping for, but he figured sooner or later he'd have a run in with the cops due to the sensitive nature of his profession, but that doesn't mean he has to like how inconsiderate they are with him as they cuff him and throw him in the back of the paddy wagon. Not that he was considerate to them when he was discovered, as evidenced by the blood all over his clothing and knuckles from the fight he'd gotten into with them. How he managed to avoid getting shot is beyond him- plenty of shots were fired, but that hadn't stopped him from knocking a few of them out.
It's just too bad he'd been instructed that he couldn't kill anyone, or else he'd of gotten out of there without being caught.
The lights of the police station are bright, almost too bright from the contrast of how dark it was outside. Ajax squints as he's dragged inside, held tightly by two cops who hurry him through the station, but not fast enough that he doesn't catch a glimpse of the secretary behind the desk as they come in. Pretty, blonde, looking like she'd rather be anywhere else. Gorgeous eyes, ones that catch his attention almost immediately as he's being shoved towards the back, shining with a radiance that captures him instantly. His eyes lock with hers, feeling something silent yet powerful surge through him from this tiny, insignificant interaction. He doesn't even have a moment to think further on it, before he's so rudely interrupted.
Get moving.
The curt voice of the bigger cop on his right cuts through the moment, anger welling up in Ajax's chest and something dark stirs in his core. If he wasn't cuffed and being restrained, he'd turn that guy's face into a new work of art, something so abstract some insane art collector would gladly pay millions for it.
No sooner had Ajax been ushered in, he disappears from sight as he's taken back into an interrogation room, the mysterious blonde no longer in his sights, now getting shoved into a corner of a room.]
What's with this? Don't you even have the courtesy of giving me a chair to sit in, at least?
[From outside of the room, muffled noises of a scuffle as the cops lay into Ajax can be heard, the loudest of which is a thud of a body slamming into a wall, accompanied by a groan from the ginger kid. Though little do any of them know, their real problems haven't arrived just yet, waking from their slumber right outside of the city...]
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No, not a single drop of royal blood in me, I'm afraid. At least, not to my knowledge. But you flatter me with your words, regardless. It's an honor to be given such high praise from someone as beautiful and stunning as you, princess.
[He gives her a little bow as he takes her hand and kisses the back of it. It's something to at least lighten the conversation a little bit, because he knows it might be all the get for the moment while they try to figure out their confusing situation. And he's in the same boat as her- there's no denying that Yoimiya is drop dead gorgeous, so much so that she caught his eye the second he laid eyes on her.]
Haha, how'd I do? Did I live up to your Prince Charming description?
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Maybe there is some truth to him being her Prince Charming...
As she stares into those stunning, ocean blue eyes, she could feel a warm glow rising to her face, coloring her cheeks pink. Giggling, she gives his hand a gentle squeeze, not caring that she's blushing so profusely. If anything, he's earned himself a chance to see her rosy cheeks. ]
Hehe, you sure did! For a second it felt like you were about ready to whisk me away on a white horse to your luxurious castle.
[ Despite her red face, she appreciates his attempts to leave the conversation on a happy note. A much-needed change of pace after that harrowing fight. ]
I'm picturing you in princely attire as we speak. You'd look so cool in red, white, and gold! You'd charm ladies from every corner of Teyvat with that dashing smile of yours. But... I think I kinda like ya naked.
[ She says with a coquettish smile, throwing a cute wink in his direction. This is the face of a shameless girl who has no problem admiring the hunk of meat right in front of her. ]
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So he shoots her another dashing smile, amused with her bold and blatant statement. Girl really doesn't hold back, not here and not while they're in the midst of a bit of foreplay before fucking each other silly. It's really alluring, and he appreciates the honesty from her. As far as he's concerned, she can ogle him all day if she wants.
Ajax, with her hand still in his, pulls her in as he sweeps his arm under her legs to pick her up into a bridal carry, lifting her easily as if she weighed nothing. Now, with her face close to his, he smirks down at her like he's caught his grand prize, and now he's going to enjoy it.]
I'm glad you like what you see, [he says, as he lets his eyes scan over her with a bit of lewd appreciation.]
Maybe I need a princess to stand by my side then, to fend off all these theoretical ladies. I think I'd like seeing you in a dress, though I certainly appreciate what I've got right now. I'll admit, you've got quite an incredible body yourself...
[Ajax doesn't hide how he pays special attention to her breasts. They're probably his favorite part of her.]
...and you know, it's really quite unfair. It's as if the universe knew I'd be weak to your advances.
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Ah, yes. That cursed mark.
So many strange occurrences keep happening. Yoimiya knows that she should be more fearful of the mark's influence on their emotions but... for the first time since this whole ordeal, she feels a mutual attraction between both of them that's been building up since they first locked stares back at the police station. She brings one hand on his bare chest, the other tracing his soft face until her index finger stops underneath his chin. Underneath his gaze, she feels like not only his prized catch but also his princess. He certainly has a way with words, no guy has ever laid it on thick like he has and she appreciates that he has no interest in holding back. There's something about that lack of shame she finds alluring. ]
Hehe, when you put it like that. Almost sounds like you don't stand a fighting chance against me and my charms.
[ Oh, she absolutely sees where his eyes are looking at. Ajax is 100% a boob enjoyer. As if she's tempting him into her honey trap, she takes full advantage of those lovely assets he appreciates so much by pressing them against his chest. ]
It is pretty unfair, ain't it? I could say the same about you. You're practically my type from head to toe, there's something special about you that I can't seem to get enough of.
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But here he stands now, completely naked with a magic mark on his chest that's glowing with the soft hues of red and orange, his heart and his mind giving way to those charms she mentions that work on him with hardly any effort. It convinces him that even if all these strange happenings hadn't flipped their lives completely over, he might of still been very attracted to Yoimiya if given the chance. Something warm and fuzzy washes over him, feelings that never had a chance to really come to the forefront, and Ajax feels a little breathless as she traces the outline of his cheek and holds his chin with a solitary finger. He feels locked in place, not daring to move lest he break this hypnotizing gaze that leaves him wanting for a little more, wanting more of her and more of whatever this heaviness in his chest is. He wants it to spread across his body, to rise up into his mind and get washed away by it, and the opportunity to do so is right there.]
Sounds as if I've proven myself to you.
[He hasn't forgotten how angry she got with him in the hospital, nor her wariness of him because of his shady job. But despite that, Yoimiya has still stuck with him, and every encounter they have only gets more dangerous, and they have to be vigilant for each other to ensure they'll stay alive to see whatever this ordeal is through. Maybe it's not all that strange to of reached this point already, he thinks.]
And now, [he says, looking down at how she presses her tits against his chest, very much on purpose,] it looks like you're really trying to claim me for yourself. Am I to assume Miss Naganohara here wants to keep a little adventure in her life?
[He cranes his head downward, close to her face, letting the gold of her eyes fill his vision. She's so pretty, confident, and bold...]
I wouldn't mind being that adventure. I need a firecracker like you by my side.
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At the end of the day, they need each other to survive. But for this simple country girl, her fondness for him surpasses her survival instincts. Ajax is becoming someone important to her, someone she wants to spend every waking moment with. He's certainly right to call himself an adventure, every second spent with him has been some of the most exciting and scariest moments in her life, like a drug that she can't seem to get enough of. Affection dances behind her golden irises as he utters the words she's so happy to hear. Maybe it's selfish of her but she wants to claim this man all to herself.
She inhales, ready to admit the feelings stirring inside her heart until a red glow catches the corner of her eyes. Yoimiya doesn't say a single word, lowering her gaze to find her mark gleaming blue. ]
... Hey, Ajax.
[ There's a part of her afraid to point out the fact of the matter, her heart feeling like it's being sliced in two. She can't quite explain it but being with Ajax just seems right, she wants this attraction to be genuinely mutual, she wants this to be real so freaken badly. As it stands, she can't just ignore the orange hue flaring up on his chest. It begs the question... is everything he's saying his true, genuine feelings or is the brand manipulating their emotions once again? She looks at him in the eye, trying to put on her best brave face while swallowing down the lump lodged inside of her throat. ]
The mark is glowing again.
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Which is why his heart sinks in his chest and gloom fills him when she doesn't say yes or no, but just a "Hey, Ajax." Without sparing a glance, he already knows what she's going to say, he can see it in her eyes. How the bright, happy light seems to dim when she realizes that there might be more going on than two people confessing their innermost feelings for each other. His own eyes divert away from her beautiful, golden ones to see the glowing on her chest. He doesn't have to look at his own to know it probably is too, and a disappointment fills him in a way that upsets him more than he'll ever admit to.]
...I know.
[He tries not to sound too dejected, but it's hard. He looks her back in the eye, face crestfallen at the realization that they really don't know if what they're feeling is real or not. He speaks again, as if to comfort her and assuage her unspoken concerns and says:]
It feels real.
[And it feels different than when their sex-addled brains take over and all they want to do is fuck until they get Yoimiya pregnant. But they truly can't know how far the extent of the mark's power goes. Ajax doesn't put Yoimiya down, opting to keep her in his arms for the moment, unsure what the better choice is.]
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It does feel real. You're the most interesting guy I've ever met and I might even go so far as to say you're the kind of guy I've always wanted to be with. I think... I really do want to have you as my adventure.
[ She takes another deep breath, trying to hide the hurt plaguing her features. More than anything, she truly and wholly wants this to be real. She might have just met Ajax but their connection feels so incredibly real. More than anything, she'd love for... whatever this is to go beyond a brand taking control of them. ]
But is that how you truly feel, Ajax? Do you really want me to be your firecracker at your side?
[ She locks stares with him, burning the question with her gold eyes. Because as it stands, if he's not sure about his feelings, then it's best they don't pursue this any more than a simple partnership. ]
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Ajax falls silent as he thinks, unable to tear his eyes away from her own. He absolutely doesn't want to betray her feelings, and she's right- he needs to understand and know what it is he really wants, and not what some magic fills his head with. He thinks about what it is he finds attractive about her, what he likes, and what he's looking for in a partner. Yoimiya really does hit a lot of those boxes for him- she's fun, adventurous, brave, charming, and competitive, just to name a few. And even now, holding her in his arms, just feels right. Like this is exactly where she should be, and this is where he should be too- right here with her.]
...I...
[But how much of it is influenced by his mark? It still glows, even now, and his heart is a swirling chaos of uncertainty. But at the same time, as he looks down at her, all he can feel is how much he likes her. How much he wants to press his lips to hers, and do his best to kiss all the fear and uncertainty away.
How much, really, does he care whether it's the mark or his own feelings? Does it matter, in the end, if the mark is something they'll always have anyway?]
...yeah. I do.
[Ajax's eyes soften, hoping that she'll accept his answer, breathing out a sigh of frustration at the fact that this is so much more complicated than it ever had to be. He wishes that somehow, he could've just met Yoimiya normally, and then this would never of been such a terrible situation.]
Despite the terrors we've experienced together, I've had some wonderful moments with you already, and I feel as if you compliment me well. There's no doubt that perhaps our brands might be influencing us both, so if we want to test this a bit farther before we make any sudden decisions, I would be open to that- but you do seem like the kind of girl I'd like to be with.
[His expression unfolds into a soft smile, because he doesn't believe this is something that should be such a dreary moment...instead, it feels more like a relief.]
It feels a little unnecessary to say I'd like to see you more, since we can't exactly avoid it at this point. But perhaps, we can use our time when we're not dealing with our extraordinary circumstances, to go on a date or two?
[They're gunna fuck anyway, so there's nothing to lose there lol]
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But then her train of thought comes to a complete halt when he gives her the answer she was least expecting.
...yeah. I do.
Stunned to silence, Yoimiya stares at him with her jaw slightly agape as she soaks in the weight of his words. Confusion, distress, joy... a cacophony of emotions swell up within her heart and she doesn't know where to begin. But at the end of the day, Yoimiya has to stay true to herself, she knows that being with him is what her heart wants and she's not about to deny either one of them this little bit of happiness because of her anxiety. Her expression shifts from shock to pure joy, a soft smile curves at the corners of her lips at his suggestion to go on a date or two.
More than ever, Yoimiya is certain of her decision. ]
I'd love to go on a few dates with you. It will be a great way for us to get to know each other and figure out if we'd like to take this further. This whole ordeal with the mark is pretty scary but even so, I'm thankful we were able to meet. You've been a wonderful companion and if it wasn't for you, I probably would have given up hope a long time ago. You're the kind of guy I can picture myself dating in the long run.
[ Feeling her heart skip several beats, she brings a hand to cup the side of his face, gently stroking his cheek with her thumb. She becomes all the more assured that they're walking down the correct path the longer she stares into his eyes. Being in his arms, going out on dates, engaging in sex, she can't quite explain it but all of these instances just feel so incredibly right with Ajax. He's her dream guy and she can't imagine anyone else as a more suitable partner than him. ]
I agree that it's best to test the waters before declaring anything official but as long as we're seeing each other, I can give you my word that I won't be looking elsewhere. [ The tone in her voice is soft and filled with nothing but endearment. ] Not that I want to. There's one thing I can say with absolute certainty and it's that you are the most exciting guy I've ever been around, Ajax. I'd love to get to know you on a more personal level.
[ Why would she want to shop around for other guys when the perfect man is holding her in his arms? ]
So, if this is what you truly want... it will be my honor to be your little firecracker.
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But when she says it, he feels comfort and relief in his heart, and he knows deep down that he has absolutely no interest in looking for a girl anywhere else, too. The only person he wants tenderly stroking his cheek with their thumb is Yoimiya, so he lifts her up higher to close the distance between the two of them, eyes shining a deep blue as adoration and excitement fill him.]
It is. Yoimiya...
[And without another word, he leans in to slot his lips with hers, kissing her for the first time without being pressed to and without that urge to breed her until the both of them were too tired to move. It's a simple, tender kiss, filled with a deep affection for her that he has no issue expressing in every pass of his lips against hers, in every small moan and satisfied groan he lets bubble up to the surface. Ajax silently hopes for more of these moments, where the two of them can just be themselves and just be two people falling in love with each other, instead of the harsh reality of magic marks and monsters from the abyss.
And when he finally feels breathless, when his oxygen finally runs out, does he break their kiss and exhale heavily with pure content and happiness. Staring down at her is like gazing upon the gorgeous sunset of Snezhnaya itself, filled with orange and yellow hues that capture him and leave him in awe of its beauty.]
...Let's head back. We've got a lot to consider once we get home.
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For the first time since they shared that passionate kiss on the lakefront, this moment between them feels natural, an actual kiss between a budding couple planting the seeds for their affection to sprout. She can taste that same firey passion pouring out of his lips with every pass, a sentiment she is happy to oblige by kissing him back as if to convey that she truly wants their relationship to bloom into something more beautiful. When it's over, Yoimiya swears that her pupils have been shaped into tiny, gold hearts as she stares at him like he's the most beautiful thing she's ever seen. ]
Yeah, let's head home. After everything we went through, we could use some respite to gather our thoughts together. We came out here to train and all but I say we gained a lot of experience after showing that monster who's boss.
[ Not the training they originally had in mind but for Yoimiya, the hands-on approach has always been the most effective method for her. They pulled off an incredible victory, so it's only natural they'll improve in due time. ]
But first... we should probably find our clothes, haha. Pretty impressive of us to fight naked, wouldn't you say?
[ Not that they had much choice considering the monster RUDELY interrupted them while they were having sex. >:c But all's well that end's well, she supposes. ]
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Ajax's eyes make one more sweep over Yoimiya's body at the mention that they're still naked, and he laughs sheepishly when he realizes that neither of them have made any sort of effort to make themselves decent. Not that he minds, as he's had a perfect view of her for several minutes now.]
Well...you do what you must in times of need, right?
[Thankfully neither of them let themselves get too distracted by the fact that they had to fight naked. He's just sorry that the hits he took did more damage than normal due to the fact he had no clothes on. But a few scratches aside, they were both fine, and that's all that matters.]
Here, go put your clothes back on before we suddenly get urges we can't resist, haha. Who knows when it'll strike us next.
[He puts her down, but not before giving that cute little butt of hers a playful squeeze before he turns and tries to find his own clothes. The fight had scattered things around a little, but it's not long before he's gotten a hold of all of his things and slipped back into them so they can make the trek back.]
We'll need to be a bit more careful on our way out, though. No sex on the way back.
[He says like he isn't just as capable of losing it...]
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Looks like she isn't the only shameless on between the two of them. Yoimiya giggles at the sensation of his fingers giving her cute butt a nice squeeze. She appreciates that they are so like minded, enjoying the side to Ajax that doesn't hold back... even when he gently reminds her to reel in her urges. Boo, that's no fun. ]
Ooookay, fiiiiiine. [ Why does she sound so disappointed??? ] I think a round of celebration sex is in order but I'll try my hardest to be a good girl.
[ Said with a visible pout but she'll try just because you asked, Ajax.
Now that she's on her two feet, Yoimiya follows suit, grabbing her clothes scattered all across the ground. And of course, this ridiculous girl brazenly sways her hips and wiggles her butt at him the entire time. This blonde is truly on a whole new level. But thankfully, she manages to slip into her clothes without much incident. ]
Ready? You got that box on you?
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So he'll just keep his reaction to a laugh and will eye up all that butt-waggling she's doing as a little treat to himself for the time being.]
Yep, got it right here.
[He pats his backpack as he slings it over his shoulders, dressed and ready to head back out. Being in here is giving him chills, given that he almost died by getting drug into that water back there, so he's pretty ready to leave and the small amount of anxiousness he's giving off says it.]
What a day. This didn't go anywhere as planned, but when we get back, I think a little bit of discussion is to be had. I need to tell you exactly what happened to me back there. I'd also like to know how it was you came to control your power.
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Yeah, let's get the heck out of here. Tell me everything that's on your mind when we get back. Order whatever you are craving and have it delivered to my place, don't worry about the expenses because it will be my treat. We can have a discussion while we eat.
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[ Thankfully, there aren't any twists and turns during the trip back to her apartment. Excitement is right up Yoimiya's alley but after today, it's safe to say that both of them need a break. They were able to escape the park completely undetected by the rangers and make it back to his care without any fuss. She has to hand it to Ajax, the man sure knows how to be stealthy. As soon as they're standing in front of her apartment, she practically bursts through the door still full of energy. ]
Hanabi~! We're home. Did you miss us?!
[ It's not a cat or dog so there's obviously no greeting, the fish responds as well as a fish can by simply swimming around in the tank without a care in the world. With an equal amount of fucks given, Yoimiya haphazardly tosses her bag somewhere in the void that is her living room, more concerned with checking on her sweet darling Hanabi. She takes a short moment to admire the goldfish's beautiful orange and white fins flowing against the water's current as it swims. This thing is not just her pet, it's clearly her baby, and this poor thing has been left unattended and needs food. Giggling, Yoimiya whips out the box of fish flakes and dusts the top of the water with food. ]
I think Hanabi missed you too.
[ How does she figure this? Who knows. Yoimiya is an enigma. ]
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I'm sure she absolutely did.
[He says, not hiding the bit of sarcasm and amusement in his voice. This girl and her fish, what would the two of them ever do without each other?]
Make sure she's fed well, poor thing has been swimming in that tank all alone all day~
[He can't help but tease her a little bit, waving his hand at her as he starts taking his shirt off in preparation of taking a shower. Ajax walks off, leaving Yoimiya alone with her fish so they can have some quality time together while he gets clean. He swears he can still feel the goo of that monster on his skin, and he'd scrub his own skin off so he doesn't have to feel it anymore...]
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Don't say that in front of Hanabi! She has feelings as well!! You're just too blind to see it.
[ Aaaaand off he goes to the shower. Good riddance! She is most definitely shaking her fist at him behind the door... even if he won't see it. STILL!!! It makes her feel better and that's what matters. ( ˶ •̀ ⤙ •́ ˶ ) Hmph.
Yoimiya bends down to "console" Hanabi, telling her that it's okay, Ajax just doesn't understand her the way she does. While waiting for her turn in the shower, she strides to the kitchen to prepare a pot of warm green tea for the two of them. Their food should be arriving fairly soon too. ]
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Stepping out of the shower and toweling himself off, he quickly changes into something fresh, feeling so much better now that he's not caked in cave water, dirt and whatever residual goo that might of been on his body without knowing it. Ajax strides back into the living room, paying his respects to the all-knowing and mighty Hanabi, who is swimming in her tank oblivious to anything that just happened between himself and Yoimiya. After "apologizing" to the fish, he turns to go find Yoimiya in the kitchen prepping tea for them, which really sounds good after a day like today.]
Your turn, [he says, finding himself a nice teacup to use for when their food finally arrives.]
Don't worry, I went and said sorry to Hanabi and paid a little attention to her. I hope you're not too angry with me still for disrespecting her.
[That last part, of course, doesn't sound all that sincere, since he's still grinning like a brat.]
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You know, it's really hard for me to take you seriously when you don't sound sincere at all.
[ Not that she has any room to talk about being serious. ]
Laugh all you want but Hanabi is not an ordinary fish! You'll see! Mark my words, you will be truly sorry one day.
[ With one last HMPH she turns on her heel, stripping off her clothes without any shame as she heads in the direction of the bathroom. But just for good measure, she plucks a soft, cushiony pillow from her couch and chucks it at him, knowing full well he'll probably dodge. Now feeling a bit more satisfied, she closes the door behind her to take a much-needed shower, ready to be clean of all the dirt and sweat off her body. All the while Hanabi swims around in her tank, looking over in the direction of Ajax, as if she's trying to peer into his soul. ]
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Dodging that pillow is easy, in fact he catches it with his free hand so it doesn't accidentally hit and break anything. Tossing it back onto the couch, Ajax takes a seat on it and slouches down till he's nice and comfortable. He spares a glance over to Hanabi, laughing to himself at how the fish appears to be looking out at him, wondering if it's the kind of tank that has a mirror on one side so Hanabi can't actually see outside of the tank. But then, this is Yoimiya we're talking about...he won't be surprised if she would demand the kind of tank that her darling fish can see out of so it can view the wide world of Yoimiya's apartment around it.
So he waits patiently, picking up one of the couch pillows now for himself to hug while scrolling through his phone a little while sending a text to his supervisor, who's asking now when he's going to come back to work.]
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Now that her body has been scrubbed of all the filth, Yoimiya exits the bathroom with steam pouring out from behind her. She walks out with a pep in her step, looking less like a pufferfish and more like a refreshed kitten wearing nothing but a long, silky nightshirt. She greets him with a smile, happy to see him getting cozy after a long day of... craziness. He's on his phone but she doesn't pry, no doubt Ajax has his own important matters to attend to. ]
Glad to see you getting comfortable!
[ She says before shuffling over to the kitchen to pour herself a cup of green tea. It's not long until she joins in on the couch, taking a seat next to him. ]
Hanabi! Was he a good boy while I was away?
[ In response, Hanabi flicks her tail and swims around with her stare glued onto Ajax the entire time. No words are said between the blonde and her beloved fish but of course, it's not like a fish could actually speak... right? That would be silly! Yoimiya nods along, muttering I see, I see as the queen of the apartment does a lap around her toy castle. Finally, after all that, she turns to Ajax to give him his verdict. ]
Hmm... she says you're off the hook. For now.
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Thankfully, the fish will take his attention away from her for a crucial moment while he collects himself, looking at the fish before looking back at Yoimiya. Did she really just...mutter beneath her breath like she understood the fish...]
Is that right?
[It's hard to take this all seriously, and he's trying, believe him, but it doesn't mean he can hide the look of sheer incredulousness on his face.]
What's the punishment for crossing her too many times? Must I feed her once every day instead of every other day? Hahahaha.
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Besides, it's hard to ignore that look of disbelief painting his face. If it wasn't at the expense of her darling fish she'd find it funny... okay it is actually funny but STILL Yoimiya is determined to show him the consequences of disrespecting her majesty. ]
It depends on what Hanabi wants. First, you have to grovel on the ground and beg for her forgiveness. Once she's satisfied, you have to obey her demand, she might want food or extra special attention.
[ What a demanding fish. But more importantly, his question intrigues her in more ways than one. She taps her fingers against her chin as her lips curve into a smarmy grin. ]
Maybe it's just me but if you want to feed Hanabi everyday, it kind of sounds like you want to extend your stay, hehehe.
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[Of course, Ajax has no problems with extending his stay at Yoimiya's apartment, not at all. You'd have to be nuts to turn down an invite like that from a girl like her, and he's going to stay here with her for as long as he can. It's probably better for the two of them to separate to keep themselves from trying to get her pregnant every chance the lose themselves, but at the same time he does feel like he should be around to protect her, even if Yoimiya's done a good amount of protecting herself.]
Though, if you're expecting me to perform such a...peasant-like routine, I can't say I know how to do it correctly. Why don't you show me how I should pay proper homage to Hanabi, so I don't offend her even more than I already have?
[This man's smirk could not be bigger, challenging Yoimiya to continue on with this charade. It would amuse the hell out of him if she does, but he doesn't know how far she'll take it :3]
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tmw you realize childe would have been a smash doc kid if he was real lawl
oh god he would... time for you to make that your next au
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