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Childe "I Can Make Her Worse" Tartaglia ([personal profile] monoceroscaeli) wrote in [community profile] insurmountable2023-10-29 11:43 am
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how could i ever forget // outside the morning was cool and wet

[It's not often Ajax finds himself getting his head slammed down onto the hood of a car, least of all a cop car. Usually it's him doing the slamming.

But today the young man finds himself denting the hood, the sound of metal caving in under his head ringing in his ears. Not exactly the ideal situation he was hoping for, but he figured sooner or later he'd have a run in with the cops due to the sensitive nature of his profession, but that doesn't mean he has to like how inconsiderate they are with him as they cuff him and throw him in the back of the paddy wagon. Not that he was considerate to them when he was discovered, as evidenced by the blood all over his clothing and knuckles from the fight he'd gotten into with them. How he managed to avoid getting shot is beyond him- plenty of shots were fired, but that hadn't stopped him from knocking a few of them out.

It's just too bad he'd been instructed that he couldn't kill anyone, or else he'd of gotten out of there without being caught.

The lights of the police station are bright, almost too bright from the contrast of how dark it was outside. Ajax squints as he's dragged inside, held tightly by two cops who hurry him through the station, but not fast enough that he doesn't catch a glimpse of the secretary behind the desk as they come in. Pretty, blonde, looking like she'd rather be anywhere else. Gorgeous eyes, ones that catch his attention almost immediately as he's being shoved towards the back, shining with a radiance that captures him instantly. His eyes lock with hers, feeling something silent yet powerful surge through him from this tiny, insignificant interaction. He doesn't even have a moment to think further on it, before he's so rudely interrupted.

Get moving.

The curt voice of the bigger cop on his right cuts through the moment, anger welling up in Ajax's chest and something dark stirs in his core. If he wasn't cuffed and being restrained, he'd turn that guy's face into a new work of art, something so abstract some insane art collector would gladly pay millions for it.

No sooner had Ajax been ushered in, he disappears from sight as he's taken back into an interrogation room, the mysterious blonde no longer in his sights, now getting shoved into a corner of a room.]


What's with this? Don't you even have the courtesy of giving me a chair to sit in, at least?

[From outside of the room, muffled noises of a scuffle as the cops lay into Ajax can be heard, the loudest of which is a thud of a body slamming into a wall, accompanied by a groan from the ginger kid. Though little do any of them know, their real problems haven't arrived just yet, waking from their slumber right outside of the city...]
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[personal profile] niwabi 2024-11-11 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a brief moment where Yoimiya can't help but be concerned as he banishes the dark power to the void. Thankfully, her worries dissipate just like his armored arm, it sure is a relief to see that he's still in control of himself, she can rest easy knowing he doesn't have to burden himself with those strange powers for the time being.

Her concerns further diminish as soon as she feels the warmth of his hand tangled up with hers. They might have met through abnormal circumstances but something about a simple gesture as holding hands makes her feel like she's right at home. She laces her fingers in between his, beaming at his suggestion to go on a date.

But first things first, Ajax brings up the elephant in the room that's been nagging her all day. ]


That's been on my mind too. Despite that I... well, you're definitely the best partner I've ever had in bed, I haven't had that insatiable appetite to have sex with you all day.

[ This should be seen as a win and Yoimiya is grateful their urges seemed to have finally died down. But there's something about this whole scenario that's a little suspicious. ]

Kind of strange, ain't it? Especially considering how hard we went at it yesterday, haha.
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[personal profile] niwabi 2024-11-11 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ As much as she would like to take this as a win, she knows that deep down in her heart, this little bit of respite is the calm before the storm. But as troubling as it is, Ajax speaks the words of truth. There's really not much they can do at this stage other than sit and wait for her period. But since she took birth control, surely everything will be okay... right?

She can't get the image of her stomach glowing out of her mind. And not to mention, what was up with that strange dream? She's heard about moms having conception dreams before finding out they are pregnant. A crying baby, a crib, all of it sounds like the telltale signs of a conception dream.

But before she gets all doom and gloom, Ajax is right, they shouldn't worry and take advantage of this moment of peace. ]


Board game sounds great! It's been a while since I played one. I don't have any at the house, so we can stop at the nearby toy store and see their selections.

[ Another idea comes to mind. ]

Are you familiar with video games? I do have a Switch and I think Super Smash Brothers would be right up your ally.
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[personal profile] niwabi 2024-11-13 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That doesn't surprise her, Ajax doesn't strike her as a video game man, definitely more of a guy who prefers the hands on approach. But she can picture his siblings sitting around, yelling at each other while they play Smash Bros. It's almost impressive they didn't rope him into playing. Maybe one day... ]

You look like a fast learner! By the time I'm done with ya, you'll be an expert at fighting games. And when you go home, you can impress your siblings with your skills.

[ Wait till his siblings introduce him to Mario Party, he's gonna have a great time. :') ]

Then that settles it! Tonight can can be a game date. We can take a quick peek at the toy store for any board games and finish off the night with Super Smash bros.
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[personal profile] niwabi 2024-11-14 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... you'll have to play with me to find out.

[ She won't confirm or deny anything for the time being. It's more fun to let him figure out on his own. The best part is letting his imagination run wild on whatever his headcanon is. ]

Let's head out, then! Was there are certain board game you wanted to look into?
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[personal profile] niwabi 2024-11-14 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Gods he's right. If they play Duopoly, she's fairly certain she will grow agitated from sheer boredom alone, let alone landing on one of his spaces and paying him mora in the process. She can already picture the smug look on his face when she has to dish it out to him, she'd rather flip the whole board than see him be the banker. ]

No-go on Duopoly, then! I think that game is liable to drive me nuts too. I'd almost rather play Genius Invocation TCG.

[ And Archons knows we don't need Yoimiya playing that, she gets way too competitive... and might even hide an elemental dice when Ajax isn't looking LOL.

With that out of the way, they hop back into Ajax's car, driving off to the nearest toy store to pick up a board game of their choosing. Of course, Yoimiya couldn't resist picking up toys for a few sweet kids she's friends with back home. It's hard not to be mesmerized by the Clockwork Meka lego set! She'd almost be tempted to put it together herself if it wasn't a gift for Iwao.

After a fruitful trip, they finally return to her place. Yoimiya already has pizza ordered for their date night, all they need to do is wait for its arrival. Like clockwork, the first thing Yoimiya does is burst through the door and make a beeline for Hanabi's tank, grabbing the box of fish flakes to give her all the food to her heart's content. ]


Hello Hanabi! We are home. I'm sorry we keep leaving you behind, I promise we'll pay extra special attention to you for the rest of the evening. [ She turns to Ajax with her arms on her hips. ] Won't we Ajax?

[ Clearly the fish looks so bothered as she swims around in her glorious tank. Look at that sad face on her beady eyes.... ]
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[personal profile] niwabi 2024-11-14 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, Yoimiya can hear a fake af voice when she hears it. His voice is practically dripping with genuine fakeness. ]

You could at least PRETEND to be enthusiastic. It's no wonder why Hanabi doesn't like you.

[ Hanabi's concerns are completely valid. Rude guy refusing to show respect to the queen. HOW DARE HE! She HMPHS and stomps off to the kitchen to grab a few bottles of wine for their date night. ]
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[personal profile] niwabi 2024-11-14 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
THERE'S NO WAY A JERK LIKE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND FISH!!!!!

[ something something pot calling the kettle black.

Yoimiya's voice is so loud that even Hanabi looks over in her servant's direction, confused and annoyed at all the disturbances. Eventually, she stomps back with two bottles of cherry wine, plopping down next to him with a huff. ]


That's it. I'm absolutely kicking your butt on Hanabi's behalf!

[ She feels the need to curbstomp this guy to the ground rising. And without further delay, the game gets loaded into the switch. ]
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[personal profile] niwabi 2024-11-14 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If Yoimiya were the type of person to give someone the middle finger, Ajax would be receiving two whole birdies from her. There's a first time for everything and if he tests her patience enough, he might just be in for a crude surprise. For now, she just shoves a joycon in his hands, grumbling obscenities underneath her breath as she scrolls over to the character select screen. Stupid sexy Ajax. ]

Yeah, yeah. First thing you want to do is pick a character. Some of them can move fast while others are more slow but hit hard. So it depends on your taste in fighters.

[ Naturally, Yoimiya picks the pink, round creature known as Kirby! ]

The name of the one I picked is Kirby. And don't underestimate it's cute appearance! This lil guy is tough.
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[personal profile] niwabi 2024-11-14 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
So you are up to date on your cartoons! You're right, that's Pikachu and that guy also packs a mean punch. I'm kinda surprised you chose something so cute.

[ Ajax strikes her as the type of guy to pick someone cool like Link, Marth, or Samus. Guess you truly can't make assumptions about someone until you get tobl know them.

With their fighters chosen, Yoimiya hits randomize for the stage and of course, the computer sends them to Zelda's castle for their first battle. Of course it would. ]


So for a quick rundown on the buttons, a is for attack, b us for special attack, you jump with x and y, shield with z, grab with left and right, and taunt with the direction pad! The goal is to knock each other off the platform until our lives are depleted. Special items also drop here and there and eventually, after you get so many hits in, you'll be able to do your ultimate smash attack.

[ Got all that??? ]
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[personal profile] niwabi 2024-11-14 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The look in his stupefied face says it all, that was too much information overload even for someone as intelligent as Ajax. She gets it, the controls are a lot for someone just starting out. ]

Then we can make this a practice round for you to get used to controls. Watch me closely.

[ She controls Kirby to walk straight up to Pikachu and PUNCH him. ]

See that? That's what you call a normal attack.
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[personal profile] niwabi 2024-11-14 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Perfect hit! If this was a serious game, Yoimiya might have huffed a little but in this moment, her heart swells with pride as he seems to be picking up the ropes.

Sort of. He kind of jumped instead of attacked there, oops. Looks like they might be here a while but that's okay! They have all night to try and beat each other up. Besides, this is a welcome change of pace from monster attacks and insatiable appetites for sex. It's nice to finally just spend some wholesome time with him. ]


Hahaha, that's the jump button! Don't sweat it, that's why we're calling this a practice round to get you started. Take all the time you need to get used to the buttons.

[ To demonstrate, Yoimiya presses a button for Kirby to suck up and inhale Pikachu. Before Ajax gets weirded out (or still is idk), the pink creature spits him out with a Pikachu hat sitting on top of its head. ]

Press B to do your special attack! Everyone has a move that's unique to them, Kirby's happens to be sucking in opponents and mimicking their powers. Like so...

[ SUDDENLY, Kirby is shooting thunderbolts. What is this creature???? ]

Pikachu's special attack is really similar to that! He shoots lightning too.
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[personal profile] niwabi 2024-11-15 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Picking Kirby was the right choice, the look on his face was priceless. If he's that started just from his character being sucked in, she can't wait to see the expression he makes when she knocks him off the platform and reclaims Hanabi's honor. >:)

But before she can fantasize about her victory, she's met with the sight of Ajax doing the most silly hand gesture she's seen out of him. She can't believe it, he's actually doing the hadouken. Archons above please help her, because she's totally going to lose her shit from laughing so hard. ]


Hahahaha!! I can picture an energy blast shooting out of you at this very moment. Oh my gosh...this is the best day ever, I got to see Ajax do the hadouken.

[ Goodness, why does he look and sound like a boomer? Yoimiya figures he's not that much older than she is but still, he sounds like a guy who would say How do you do, fellow kids? as he attempts to fit in with the video game crowd.

She wipes away the tears that formed behind her eyes from laughing so hard. Eventually, she finally settles down enough to explain combos. ]


Yes! There are combos. If you hold down the A button, you'll do a series of consecutive jabs. The rest of the combos are done by pressing a or b and the directional pad at the same time. So for example, if you press A while your character is running, you'll do a dash attack. You can also do attacks while in the air, all you have to do is press A and move the left stick in various directions to perform certain attacks like forward aerial, up aerial, down aerial, and back aerial.
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[ Truthfully, she can find other ways to make fun of him that don't involve asking questions but she'll keep that thought to herself for the time being. Now that he's getting serious, she can't afford to lose to this newbie.

Kirby's percentage is rising a little too high for her liking. This might be a practice round but her pride is at stake, especially not when he looks way too proud of himself for his own good.

As luck would have it, her savior drops from the sky, in the form of a white paper fan. ]


Oh yeah? You better take your own advice.

[ She controls Kirby to float up in the air to grab the fan. As soon as she gets ahold of it, her character dashes down to give Pikachu a good smack. ]

Here's another tip for you, newbie. Try to grab items as they fall from they sky, they can be a game changer.

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