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how could i ever forget // outside the morning was cool and wet
[It's not often Ajax finds himself getting his head slammed down onto the hood of a car, least of all a cop car. Usually it's him doing the slamming.
But today the young man finds himself denting the hood, the sound of metal caving in under his head ringing in his ears. Not exactly the ideal situation he was hoping for, but he figured sooner or later he'd have a run in with the cops due to the sensitive nature of his profession, but that doesn't mean he has to like how inconsiderate they are with him as they cuff him and throw him in the back of the paddy wagon. Not that he was considerate to them when he was discovered, as evidenced by the blood all over his clothing and knuckles from the fight he'd gotten into with them. How he managed to avoid getting shot is beyond him- plenty of shots were fired, but that hadn't stopped him from knocking a few of them out.
It's just too bad he'd been instructed that he couldn't kill anyone, or else he'd of gotten out of there without being caught.
The lights of the police station are bright, almost too bright from the contrast of how dark it was outside. Ajax squints as he's dragged inside, held tightly by two cops who hurry him through the station, but not fast enough that he doesn't catch a glimpse of the secretary behind the desk as they come in. Pretty, blonde, looking like she'd rather be anywhere else. Gorgeous eyes, ones that catch his attention almost immediately as he's being shoved towards the back, shining with a radiance that captures him instantly. His eyes lock with hers, feeling something silent yet powerful surge through him from this tiny, insignificant interaction. He doesn't even have a moment to think further on it, before he's so rudely interrupted.
Get moving.
The curt voice of the bigger cop on his right cuts through the moment, anger welling up in Ajax's chest and something dark stirs in his core. If he wasn't cuffed and being restrained, he'd turn that guy's face into a new work of art, something so abstract some insane art collector would gladly pay millions for it.
No sooner had Ajax been ushered in, he disappears from sight as he's taken back into an interrogation room, the mysterious blonde no longer in his sights, now getting shoved into a corner of a room.]
What's with this? Don't you even have the courtesy of giving me a chair to sit in, at least?
[From outside of the room, muffled noises of a scuffle as the cops lay into Ajax can be heard, the loudest of which is a thud of a body slamming into a wall, accompanied by a groan from the ginger kid. Though little do any of them know, their real problems haven't arrived just yet, waking from their slumber right outside of the city...]
But today the young man finds himself denting the hood, the sound of metal caving in under his head ringing in his ears. Not exactly the ideal situation he was hoping for, but he figured sooner or later he'd have a run in with the cops due to the sensitive nature of his profession, but that doesn't mean he has to like how inconsiderate they are with him as they cuff him and throw him in the back of the paddy wagon. Not that he was considerate to them when he was discovered, as evidenced by the blood all over his clothing and knuckles from the fight he'd gotten into with them. How he managed to avoid getting shot is beyond him- plenty of shots were fired, but that hadn't stopped him from knocking a few of them out.
It's just too bad he'd been instructed that he couldn't kill anyone, or else he'd of gotten out of there without being caught.
The lights of the police station are bright, almost too bright from the contrast of how dark it was outside. Ajax squints as he's dragged inside, held tightly by two cops who hurry him through the station, but not fast enough that he doesn't catch a glimpse of the secretary behind the desk as they come in. Pretty, blonde, looking like she'd rather be anywhere else. Gorgeous eyes, ones that catch his attention almost immediately as he's being shoved towards the back, shining with a radiance that captures him instantly. His eyes lock with hers, feeling something silent yet powerful surge through him from this tiny, insignificant interaction. He doesn't even have a moment to think further on it, before he's so rudely interrupted.
Get moving.
The curt voice of the bigger cop on his right cuts through the moment, anger welling up in Ajax's chest and something dark stirs in his core. If he wasn't cuffed and being restrained, he'd turn that guy's face into a new work of art, something so abstract some insane art collector would gladly pay millions for it.
No sooner had Ajax been ushered in, he disappears from sight as he's taken back into an interrogation room, the mysterious blonde no longer in his sights, now getting shoved into a corner of a room.]
What's with this? Don't you even have the courtesy of giving me a chair to sit in, at least?
[From outside of the room, muffled noises of a scuffle as the cops lay into Ajax can be heard, the loudest of which is a thud of a body slamming into a wall, accompanied by a groan from the ginger kid. Though little do any of them know, their real problems haven't arrived just yet, waking from their slumber right outside of the city...]
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If she wasn't in the middle of a no-holds-barred fight, she might have actually made a perverted comment but right now, Yoimiya is so focused on teaching this baby ginger a lesson. Unfortunately for her, it's a bit difficult for her small self to fight a giant rocking back and forth, forcing her body to roll alongside him. She grits her teeth as she feels her grip around his arm slowly loosening but no matter, the big brat is determined to fight till the bitter end. ]
Ngh—! No way! If I'm going down I'm taking you with me.
[ Through sheer determination, she fights back with one hand pinned to the couch, the other attempting to grab his shoulders, and their legs firmly locked together, determined to cling to him like a koala. It's clear what her intentions are; she's not about to go down alone. ]
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Suit yourself!
[He throws as much of himself into this last rocking motion as he can, his core twisting to give them both enough momentum that they come to the edge of the couch one last time and topple over it. He clings to Yoimiya just as much as she's clinging to him, falling the short distance to the floor and hitting it with a soft thump.
Unfortunately for Yoimiya, physics would determine that the person on the bottom of the two-person pile is her.]
Heheheheh...
[He laughs while staring down at her, having turned the tables for the moment!]
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Grrr..... don't think you've won just yet!
[ She puffs out her cheeks at him, determined to keep on fighting till the bitter end, ain't no way she can let him win after hearing that goofy laugh of his. Her grip on him has loosened since falling onto the floor but no matter, she takes advantage of his dumb staring by poking one hand underneath his armpit and the other into the side of his belly and begins to run her fingers all across any sensitive spots, praying to all the deities that he's ticklish somewhere. ]
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[He feels her hands leave his shoulder and arm to searching and feeling his sides and armpit. Ajax understands exactly what she's doing, looking to see if he's ticklish so she can get him to release her and give her more leeway to gain the upper hand. His armpit shows no sensitivity, but when she lets her fingers spider over his sides and belly, he flinches. And then he flinches again. And again. And again.
It's too much. It's sending electric shocks through his body and he fights with all his might to keep back his laughter, biting his lip so he doesn't lose it completely. He sits down right on her hips, straddling her and trying to grab for her arms to get her to stop, but the tickling has made his own arms weak.]
H-Hey! Haaaa...hey!!!!! Stop....s-stop it...
[Noooooooo]
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Her legs might be useless for the time being but if she keeps this up, feels like she'll be able to turn the tides against him and pin this sucker down on the ground for good. Yoimiya is determined to become the Super Smash Brother........ sister. Whatever. ]
Awwwww, is baby Ajax ticklish? Coochie coochie coo!
[ This little imp is all too happy to continue her relentless assault as she keeps both hands on his stomach and sides. ]
Hehehehe how do you like my special move? I call it the Super Ultra Yoitickle attack.
[ All she does is add her name in front of stuff. ]
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[His body twitches and convulses from the tickling she's administering, no longer able to hold back his laughter nor counter her insult. He only has a few choices, either get off of her completely to get away or smush her and hold on by lying straight down on top of her. One is defeat- the other is opening himself to a relentless attack of her tickling him until he asphyxiates from laughing so hard.]
That's!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!! Th-that's! Ahaha....such a dumb....AHAHAHAHA!!! Stop! Such a dumb!!! Hahahahahaha name!!!
[He refuses to give up, choosing to lie down and suffer than to let her get him off of her. Slipping his arms under her back, he hold on for dear life as she tickles him, burying his face in her chest and squeezing his eyes shut as he just takes it.]
I won't let! Y-You win! AAAAAAHAHHAHAAA AHHHHHHHH!!!!
[Super Ultra Yoitickle Attack was super effective!]
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It's Yoiver for Ajax as she continues her barrage of tickles. She pokes and prods at his sides, laughing along with him as he tries to fight back but to no avail. If he wants to keep himself on top of her, that's perfectly fine. It's his funeral, he's going to die laughing at this rate unless he stops her. ]
Nyahahahahaha....!!! [ What's with that stupid laugh??? ] I'm afraid it's too late for you, Ajax. Laying on top of me is only going to make things worse! Just give up, proclaim my victory, and your suffering will be over.
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No! I can't...!!! Hahahaha!!!! Yoimiya!!!! OKAY, I YIELD! I yield! HAHAHAHA, please, please, I yield!!!!
[Ajax, who can get beaten within an inch of his life, learns that there's one thing he can't handle for all that long and it's a tickle attack. His lungs feel like they're on fire and his body is so weak that he can't even hold onto Yoimiya anymore. Every part of him feels like jelly.]
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That's right! Hehehehehe, that's what you get for messing with me.
[ Yoimiya lets out a chirpy giggle of her own as he nuzzles his head against her. Now that she's come out the victor, she finally relents, gently flicking him on the forehead. ]
Hope ya learned your lesson!
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[It's the most pathetic, whiny "Ow" with as much awkward vibrato as he can add to it when she flicks his forehead. Despite that, he doesn't move an inch, unable to pick himself up off of her just yet due to how weak he was from the ultimate tickle attack. All he can do is sit there and groan, defeated utterly, having learned no lessons other than he has to find a way to protect himself for next time.]
That wasn't very nice, adding insult to injury like that-
[Ajax groans again, trying to catch his breath from all the laughter he just did. Brutal...]
You're not very nice, Yoimiya. [( ー̀εー́ )]
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And Yoimiya is absolutely reveling in all of that. ]
Since when did I claim to be nice?
[ She's actually a nice gal, one of the nicest you'll ever meet but there's something about being around Ajax that causes her bratty behavior to emerge and increase tenfold. (It's no secret, they enable each other's dumb.) Seeing him act like this makes her want to bully him even more. ]
You acted like you wanted to fight so I gave you one. Don't act like a baby because you lost to me twice.
[ Maybe Ajax is right, she's not all that nice.......... ]
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[Groaning again, now he refuses to get up and just lies on her and gets comfortable right where he is. Ajax lets out a giant sigh, deciding to soak up her warmth and pout a little more while he's there.]
I may of lost, but I also gained something in the meantime.
[He shifts a little bit again, now pretty comfortable. He's gained...a bed. :)]
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But before she gloats even more, his declaration earns him a confused look. Gained something? What does he mean by that...?
As Yoimiya attempts to move, she gets her answer. It's at this moment, she realizes she fucked up by allowing him to stay on top of her. ]
Hey...! I'm not a bed! Get off me you big lug! The floor ain't comfortable!!
[ She attempts to shove him off her but to no avail. :c He's too tall. ]
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Hahahaha...my soft, fluffy Yoibed. I couldn't of asked for anything better.
[Ajax makes sure to make all the happiest noises he can muster, nuzzling her, relaxing into her to make sure he functions as a paperweight.]
I could take a nap...
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The
evilYoi has been defeated........But before she wallows in her loss, she's taken by those adorable noises purring out of his lips, those nuzzles are so sweet with how they hold the power to turn her frown upside down. ]
A Yoibed? What kinda name is that? Hahahaha...!
[ Not that she has any room to talk but still, it's funny to hear him joining in on her silly naming schemes. Now he too has been infected with the Yoi. She giggles as she gives into his might, slinging an arm around him, to the back of his head so she can run her fingers through those soft ginger locks she adores so much. ]
You're so cute it's unfair...
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Mmmmmmm, what? I learned it from you...~
[His sleepy response is light and sing-song, happy that she finds him cute. He'll take advantage of his cuteness against her if it means he gets to get pampered by her. Turning his head upwards against her chest, he peeks to get a glimpse of her expression while she threads his hair between her fingers, eyes lidded with bliss.]
That feels nice. Keep doing it please~
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Hmmm you don't deserve it since you've been such a brat today.
[ Not that she has room to talk but details details.
Yoimiya relents, giving into the cuteness that is Ajax, and continues to card his hair to his liking. Since he's acting especially adorable, she even pushes him into her chest, allowing him to enjoy all the Yoitiddy his heart desires. ]
But I'll let it slide since you're so cute.
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Ajax happily relents and has his head pushed into her chest, giving a faux surprised sound as if he'd just discovered something wonderful. It's tempting to go a little further with it, but the fabric of her shirt is stopping him from doing so, and he's got his arms wrapped around her middle still.]
You think I'm cute?
[He asks with a knowing tone, waiting gleefully for whichever answer she decides to give him.]
Tell me, why am I so cute~?
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Ughhhhhhhhhh, he's so cute and it's unfair. She inwardly sighs, giving into this adorable fox by stroking his head and gently giving his scalp a massage. ]
Hmmm... for starters, you got the most darling blue eyes I've ever seen. I feel like I'm most in the ocean when I stare into them.
[ There's more but she kind of wants to see how much he'll demand out of her. ]
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They are one of my more attractive traits, to my understanding.
[As if he didn't already know. But Ajax is going to drink in all this praise and these compliments if she'll continue to give them to him.]
I like it when you stare into them, so please, feel free to continue to do so. But surely, that isn't all, is it?
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Hehe, quite the perceptive one, aren't ya?
[ Cute AND smart? He's definitely her type. ;) Sure enough, just as she predicted, he asks for even more praise. She swears he looks like a puppy begging for extra special attention and it's cracking her up. Since he asked so nicely, there's no harm in seeing how far he'll take this. ]
I'm a huge fan of your ginger hair as well! It's so soft and luscious, it feels like slipping my fingers through silk. I could run my hands through your hair all day.
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[He lets out his own soft giggle to that, living on Yoimiya's praise and enjoying the little bit of flirting they're doing with each other. Even though they'd definitely been at each other's throats just minutes before, it's that kind of conflict he enjoys- and afterwards, they can find comfort in each other.
She's such a great gal...]
What else is there, Yoimiya? Humor me, will you?
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[ But it's cute and he's cute, so he can get away with it as far as she's concerned. From their lil spat to soaking in his affections, Ajax is proving himself to be an incredible man. ]
You have a dazzling smile that makes me feel like I'm bathing in the sunlight.
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I feel as if you'd keep flattering me all night if I asked you to.
[As much as he'd like to lie on the floor with her the rest of the night, he's sure this isn't doing her back any favors. So bratty Ajax finally lifts his head off of her, slides his arms behind her back in a position that best suits him to pick her up, and pulls her upwards as he sits upright right on his knees so she can straddle him.]
You're so beautiful, Yoimiya... [he says as his eyes sweep over her gorgeous visage, starting from her lips till they land on her glittering, golden eyes,]
Would you like to know what it is that I find about you that's cute?
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But even though she's been freed from the floor, he pulls her right back into his depths with those beautiful blue eyes surveying every inch of her. And what's more... he even calls her beautiful. Their pretty spat that happened just a few minutes ago has long since been forgotten, he's so charming that it's unfair. ]
Of course. Since I sung your praises, it's only fair you do the same.
[ She says with a giggle but truthfully, she'd be happy to flatter him the whole evening if he so desires. It's so easy to get swept up in the chaotic wave of Ajax. ]
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