[Yeah, he's not buying that from Yoimiya. He knows she's not sorry. He's been living with her long enough by now to know that she probably thought it was funny to annoy him a little.]

Oh ho ho! So you're saying that you want to challenge the number one, all-around superstar Arataki-Bachelor-Of-The-Century-Itto to a contest? You know I can leap into bed with a virgin faster than the hare can beat the tortoise here! One look and I've got em charmed and practically begging for me to drink the sweet, delicious life force outta them!

[Itto grins wickedly back at her, so confident in his abilities here that he goes to take another bite of pizza without looking- and accidentally smushes the piece against his cheek instead of his mouth. The oni snaps it back, blinking a few times and trying to silently play it off like he meant to do that. Totally. How could you doubt him?]