[ Maybe the real Twilight: New Moon was Yoimiya's ass this entire time.........

But if it's a game he wants, a game he shall receive. Ajax has already proven himself to be the most interesting man she's ever been involved with, and he continues to drive that point home by rising to any challenge thrown at him.

And honestly? Teasing and testing his resolve is just the kind of distraction she needs after receiving that awful letter. A night of tantalizing fun sounds like the best way to forget about her troubles. ]

You just so happen to be patient? Oh please, I remember the way you pounced on me the moment I spread my legs on your couch. Maybe you are a patient man in in other endeavors but I know you're willing to throw that all out the door for my body.

[ Just for good measure, she wiggles her butt at him one last time for good measure before joining him on the couch. She snuggles up closer to him with her own blini in hand, taking a small, cute bite out of it. ]

I guess we'll see who breaks first. I've always appreciated a man who doesn't back down from a challenge.

[ And with her challenge issued, she presses play to begin the movie and it starts with a rather interesting quote:

"I've never given much thought to how I will die." ]