[He laughs to himself, listening to her try to goad him into being jealous. With his elbow coming up to rest on the table, he lets his head rest in one hand, matching her own smirk.]

Perhaps, but unfortunately for you...he's not real. All you're left with is me at the end of the day, and I can make you feel things that no pretend vampire could ever make you feel...

[Ajax licks his lips at her, before sitting back in his chair so he can enjoy the blini they've made. He takes one, dips it in sour cream, and chomps down on it to savor the salmon against the blini itself.]

Mmmmmmmm...this tastes wonderful.