[He sees the item on the screen too, and he tries to jump up to grab it, but he doesn't really understand the mechanics of how any of this works in practice yet and fails spectacularly. Kirby comes down and hits his poor character, returning the previous blow back to him and knocking Pikachu back a few feet. It puts Ajax in battle mode- even if he isn't sure of what he's doing.]

Alright, then, thanks for the advice- you better hope I don't get a good item the next time one comes down. Let's go for real now!

[And he's ready to back his words up with action, directing Pikachu to start to move towards Kirby...except he doesn't know how to make Pikachu dash so it's just normal running at Kirby. To top it off, he doesn't even manage to hit either of the attack buttons, instead hitting the jump button on accident and sending Pikachu directly over Kirby's head...]