[The joycon controllers are small in his hands, but he can make them work regardless. There's so many buttons on it, he can barely make heads or tails of it all. For a second, he kind of feels like a boomer...]

He looks pretty squishy, if you ask me.

[Like a little puffball, or a piece of candy or gum. Something you could chew up and spit out easily, but then he wouldn't be a character in the game if he were that easy to beat, right?]

I'll choose...this one.

[Something he views as equally as squishy. A yellow electric mouse.]

I think I've heard of this character before! It's Pikachu, right?