[Oh, this girl isn't getting it. He just stares right back at her while the cogs work in her head. He swears he can hear them turning until she finally gets it, her face changing with realization once it clicks. He only smiles at her, happy that she finally got it, and man. They are going to be in for a wild, fun ride together, he can tell. ^^]

I'm the pervert???

[That statement is returned with an incredulous look. Excuse you lady, he has had sex with you and has heard your terrible, dirty comments!]

Hah! Speak for yourself, have you ever heard yourself during sex? You, ma'am, are absolutely filthy when you get turned on. I daresay you may be even more dirty than I am.

[He folds his arms across his chest and huffs. He's sticking to that!]