[He blinks a couple of times before she starts rubbing her tissues all over his face, not understanding what she's doing. But it makes him laugh all the same, his hands coming up to take the tissues out of her own so he can start wiping and dabbing his eyes, and his tear-streaked cheeks.]

Hahahahah, what are you doing, you rascal. Give those here.

[Ajax's eyes crinkle at their edges, thankful for the tissues.]

Anyway, the only rule is that you're not allowed an entire bottle of wine to yourself. I think we'll be safe if we go by that.